Herman’s Jokes

Herman is a funny Yeti and loves to tell jokes. Here are a few of his jokes.

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Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water!

Q: What time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn

Knock knock!!

Who’s there?

Little ole lady

Little ole lady who?

Gee we didn’t know you could yodel!

Q: What sounds do hedgehogs make when they kiss?

A: Ouch

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A Bull-dozer

Q: What did the duck do when he read our jokes?

A: He quaked up!

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